So, You Wanna Get Freaky?
So, You Wanna Get Freaky?
First of all… the things you’ve heard over time about women appreciating coming home to an empty sink, garbage can, or toilet are in fact true. That’s a given.
We are talking about new relationships and refreshers, now.
The whole key to “getting some” has to do with your ability to listen. First of all, you have to know what type of woman you are dealing with. You can’t do that if you don’t listen. We have the following:
Intellectual
Romantic
Tomboy
All of these ladies will appreciate a romantic dinner although their version of “romantic” will differ.
An intellectual would rather be in a nice restaurant that has a semi-full clientele. She wants to show off her brains to a stranger. Don’t fear. It’s only to impress you.
A romantic would rather be in a private corner of an already private restaurant. Candlelight will make a huge impact. She wants your undivided attention. No looking at other chicks allowed.
A tomboy would rather be one of the guys. They would prefer going to a sports bar or a dive. They just might challenge you to a beer-bong. If a good-looking girl walks past and your eyes follow her she might say, “She’s not bad but,” pointing somewhere else, “she is… hot! Hello?”
Now, an intellectual would prefer a movie of the documentary type. If you can’t stomach a documentary a foreign film may do.
A romantic would prefer a chick flick.
A tomboy would be hyped over sports or hot-rod movies.
I am not saying that these people don’t like anything else. I’m just sharing with you what stimulates the majority of them the most.
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| Intellectual |
An intellectual would prefer to talk for a while after the movie. Her brain gets her hot.
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| Romantic |
A romantic would prefer to gaze in your eyes, wondering if you are the one. Fantasy gets her hot.
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| Tomboy |
A tomboy would prefer another beer bong. See, cars and sports get her hot but most men don’t look twice at tomboys.
If you manage to earn a place overnight and you “accidentally” leave the toilet seat up…
An intellectual will sit on the porcelain rim. As she is falling in she will think, “That’s okay. I will change him.”
A romantic will sit on the porcelain rim. As she is falling in she will think, “I could love him anyway.”
A tomboy will sit on the porcelain rim. As she is falling in she will think, “Yeah but I out-beer-bonged his ass!”
Then all three chicks will go out to feed their cat(s). Unless they are allergic a high percentage will have at least one cat, usually multiples. If they don’t have cats they will have dogs.
Oh yeah, don’t forget to grab a bag of trash on your way out. That almost guarantees you a second night.
Disclaimer: The opinions of the author were greatly influenced by Coors Light. HA!
Author C. Callinsky
February 13, 2011